A Trip Down Pharmacy Lane... Watch for that Spill!


RELEASED FROM JUVIE for less than a week and I was already bored. My cousin, Keenan, had been the one acting as if he’d been the one released. 
“Shit, bro, I’m out of condoms.” He bounced around the pharmacy looking for the right aisle as if he hadn’t been here so many fucking times before. I think it was safe to say he was still cheating on his girlfriend. 
I was starting to think she liked being treated like shit. 
Tonight, he was throwing a party in honor of my return, but it was likely more of an excuse to get his dick wet. I heard a commotion just as he disappeared around the corner but didn’t follow. Instead, I stopped to check out the protein shakes.
“Bro, get over here… this is going to top your fucking day,” he called out. I assumed he finally found the condom aisle. I hesitated because it was Keenan. His level of immaturity predicted he’d want to crack jokes over a new kind of lube or condom ‘ribbed for her pleasure.'
“Oh, no, baby,” I heard him taunt. “No need to move… you’re already in position to greet my cousin properly.” 
What the fuck? 


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